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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:23

Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
No go.
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So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.